Prince Off
The kabbalistic causistry done, World Class's much-anticipated Prince Off has been completed in time for us to start thinking about just who has the hottest Asians.
Despite flirting with a change of allegiances, Ben 'The Bonds Prince' Lee proved the decisive factor for Sydney. His ability to squander his family legacy is renowned, his Jewishness better than average, his Non-Jewishness not terrible either and his brains, creativity and lateral thought shine like a Maskil on mescal against the obsidian darkness of the NSW Anglican soul. His running mate, Rodney Adler, had less to offer, particularly in terms of mental powers, given he has been busted smuggling stock market tips out of a minimum security prison... Elizabethan Marrano he ain't, but he held his end up well enough.
Victorian Maccabites Poppy King and John Safran were simply outclassed. To be fair, Mr King only ever really had a self-made fortune to squander, which is hardly impressive, and only really shone in the field of primal creativity, importing as Poppy did a lipstick that really stuck. Mr Safran, similarly self-made, did rather well considering, with a near mastery of Yidishkayt and excellent mental powers. Three cheers for Sydney.
NB 'Princes' of all backgrounds were considered for the Prince Off.
Here is the scorecard:
Lee Adler King Safran
Squandering 9 9 NSW 4 2
Yidishkayt 6 2 Vic 3 7
Goyishkayt 4 0 Draw 1 3
Brains 8 6 NSW 5 7
Creativity 6 5 NSW 7 8
Lateral thought 8 4 Vic 3 10
NSW Victoria
Total: 70 60
Despite flirting with a change of allegiances, Ben 'The Bonds Prince' Lee proved the decisive factor for Sydney. His ability to squander his family legacy is renowned, his Jewishness better than average, his Non-Jewishness not terrible either and his brains, creativity and lateral thought shine like a Maskil on mescal against the obsidian darkness of the NSW Anglican soul. His running mate, Rodney Adler, had less to offer, particularly in terms of mental powers, given he has been busted smuggling stock market tips out of a minimum security prison... Elizabethan Marrano he ain't, but he held his end up well enough.
Victorian Maccabites Poppy King and John Safran were simply outclassed. To be fair, Mr King only ever really had a self-made fortune to squander, which is hardly impressive, and only really shone in the field of primal creativity, importing as Poppy did a lipstick that really stuck. Mr Safran, similarly self-made, did rather well considering, with a near mastery of Yidishkayt and excellent mental powers. Three cheers for Sydney.
NB 'Princes' of all backgrounds were considered for the Prince Off.
Here is the scorecard:
Lee Adler King Safran
Squandering 9 9 NSW 4 2
Yidishkayt 6 2 Vic 3 7
Goyishkayt 4 0 Draw 1 3
Brains 8 6 NSW 5 7
Creativity 6 5 NSW 7 8
Lateral thought 8 4 Vic 3 10
NSW Victoria
Total: 70 60
posted by Mr Melbourne at 8:45 PM
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