Sydney is a world class city, but unfortunately Canberra is not. The reason that the capital of this righteous nation is set in acreage previously held sacred by both Aborigines and sheep farmers is that Melbourne simply could not accept Sydney's self-evident preeminence.

Melbourne's crime against Sydney has since compounded into a crime against humanity; to require 300,000 world-class bureaucrats to reside in that cultural wasteland clearly beckons United Nations intervention. Give it back to the sheep, shout the people of Sydney. As the UN has never bothered to fill it's Viagra script, we invite the Scandinavian countries to invade the ACT and absorb it into their Volvo ("To Roll") world-class aesthetic.